December 2009
“It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes — that’s why you sometimes...”
– ~ Sex and the city quotes (via gatekeeper)
“People say if you sign with Puff, you won’t be successful. They try to break it...”
– Sean Combs, in defense of his Bad Boy record label
am i the only one who thinks its something deeper.? can i say that without people thinking im trying to get them to marry me.? dammit. i just call apples apples and oranges oranges. and what we’re doing here? is calling a mango a coconut.
we’re not fuck buddies.
we’re not friends with benefits.
we’re not boyfriend and girlfriend.
we’re just us.
why is it so...
Dress like a grown-up, act like an idiot
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have purchased a cardigan for the first time in my life. If no one notices I am wearing one, I will call attention to it in one of two ways.
I will say, “Hey, did you know cardigans are stylish and comfortable? Surely a man who wears one has impeccable taste.”
I will not wear pants or boxers. Obviously, people will first notice I am not wearing pants, but...
New tumblr terms of service announced
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On January 1, 2010 tumblr is going to announce that all soft-lit pictures of men and women in beds with their arms around each other will be BANNED in the new year.
Tumblr estimates that 89% of all pictures posted to their site are such pictures and hope that it will encourage...
What I've accomplished in 2009
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Fucked Read a ridiculous amount a moderate amount of hos of books
Wrote out tens of thousands of ideas I thought were funny, threw away thousands more, posted hundreds and was truly proud of ten of them
Proved that I was way more resilient than I give myself credit for
Convinced the New Kids on the Block to reunite
Moved across the country in search of a better way to live my...
i will never 1, 2, 3, forget about you. ya luv ya...
- Lil Wayne “Comfortable”
hands down one of my favorite songs ever.
Melt My Heart to Stone | Adele (circa 2008)
currently drinking:
cinnamon apple tea.
3 spoonfuls of honey.*
(actually i just squeezed the bottle over the mug. but 3 spoonfuls sounded nice)
Kick Push | Lupe Fiasco (circa 2007)
was i the only one who took Drumline as a true...
Blame It On Me | Chrisette Michele
it FRUSTRATES me that I haven’t fallen for anybody as hard as I fell for you SINCE you.
ugh.
hurry the FUCK up, Cupid.
ROFL. LOL. smh. however, some things, comments,...
especially when you have a naggin, sneaky suspicion that they frequent your blog….
-_-